2007-10-30

The Asheville Flag Contest: Meet Your Contestants, Part 1

You can now vote for Asheville's official flag. While I'm glad that you can finally vote, I do find it inconvenient that you can't just look at the darned things. So, for your viewing pleasure, I present the first ten contest entries, along with attempts at snarky comments.


Ah, MSPaint, is there nothing it can't do? I don't remember than many random abstract rectangles the last time I was downtown.


Ah, vaguely positive sounding buzzwords, is there nothing they can't do? There is something rather ominous about this flag. I feel like I'm about to be attacked by gray boomerangs.


I find the cutesy font a bit forced, but the image of lifting up the mountaintop to look underneath it is kind of cool.


I have no idea what this has the hell to do with anyhting.


More buzzwords, looking rather depressing down there in the darkness. I do like the close-encounter-esque shaft of light in the middle, but what is up with the lack of capitalization?


Whoa, man....The word "Asheville" is completely unnecessary, however.


Way too busy. You can't lead people with a banner that takes ten minutes to decipher.


More MSPaint. More detailed however, and no invasions from planet Abstract.


That's not a flag. Its the cover of a card, or the start of a burma shave ad, but its not a flag.


Finally, here we go. A masterpiece of design. Also pretentious and unfunny.

Well that's it for the first ten. Why not vote for your favorite now? I'll have the rest up soon.

2007-10-28

This is Extremely Illegal

Just so you know.
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2007-10-20

Episode 2 Shot, Needs to be Cut


Alternatively entitled, "Editing Sucks."

I just shot the 2nd episode of the Pleasure Saucer TV show. Today is my birthday, which works out since my guest was a friend of mine who goes by the name of Aurora, who is currently a stripper (This picture isn't of her by the way, it just came up on a GIS for "stripper", and I figure this blog needs more full frontal nudity.)
Now I just need to cut the damned thing, and I don't have the time. I don't have the time to edit this, I don't have the time to edit the 1st episode, I don't have the time to edit the ACLU forum on police brutality I shot, and I don't have the time to edit the pagan response to the Carolina Stomper ad. I need more time.

2007-10-19

NaNoWriMo is Coming


I am seriously doing National Novel Writing Month this year. I've got a genre, I've got a (outline of a) plot, and I've got a title: "Murder on the Stairway to Heaven." Efforts will be posted.

2007-10-17

Ray Guns for Dissent Supression & Urban Pacification


Run away the ray-gun is coming : The US army's new secret weapon
From GovernmentDirt

""Where do I put my finger? There ... OK? Nothing's happening ... is it on?"

"Yes, it's on. Move your finger a bit closer."

"Er ... ow! OW!" Not good. I try again. "OWWW!" I pull my hand away sharpish. My finger is throbbing, but seems undamaged.

I was told people can take it for a second, maximum. No way, not for a wimp like me.

I try it again. It is a bit like touching a red-hot wire, but there is no heat, only the sensation of heat. There is no burn mark or blister.

Its makers claim this infernal machine is the modern face of warfare. It has a nice, friendly sounding name, Silent Guardian.

I am told not to call it a ray-gun, though that is precisely what it is (the term "pain gun" is maybe better, but I suppose they would like that even less)."


Now, this is horrifying. And we should all fight against its use. But what I'm wondering is, can the frequency of the radiation be modulated to make the experience pleasurable? Can we make a pleasure ray?

2007-10-16

The Asheville Flag Contest

So the Asheville Pizza & Brewing Company and radio station 570 AM are holding a contest to choose Asheville's flag. Here's my entry:



Now, some may wonder why a self-avowed anarchist is contributing to this statist civic pageantry. Well, I like flags. They're fun in the same way coats of arms (is that how you pluralize that?) are. Plus, when Asheville does eventually secede from the US and declare itself a permanent autonomous zone, we're going to need something to rally around, aren't we?
It turns out there is an entire science devoted to flags. That makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside for some reason.

2007-10-15

Recognizing the System is the Problem isn't "Giving Up"


They are arresting people for making art in America now. Our government, society, and world, have been resembling a series of dystopian novel of decreasing quality for a while now, and people who speak up against the government are winding up dead. Jon Stewart is making the same jokes, but fewer people are laughing. And we still don't have a decent flying car.
But hey, its not because the system is broken, its because you aren't participating hard enough. Its not just your right, its your responsibility. So get out there and vote. If you vote for the right politician, if your side passes the right proposition, everything will be fine.

Right.

2007-10-11

Hometown, Represent!


So, I've added a blogroll representing some of the many blogs written in the great city of Asheville. On the local front, we just had our city council primaries...none of the candidates I knew and liked made the cut to the second round. Oh well, yet another reason I'm an anarchist.

2007-10-08

Divided We Stand.... United, United, We All Fall Down


Before I was an anarchist, I was an secessionist. I dreamed of starting my own country. I eventually realized that just because I didn't want to live under the US government meant that I had to live under any other government, but I still have a soft spot in my heart for these modern-day founding fathers (and mothers, and childless people of various genders.)
There are many active secessionist groups in North America. 14 of them met in Chattanooga, Tennessee for the 2nd North American Secessionist Convention on October 3rd & 4th, 2007. I wanted to go, but that darned grinding poverty got in the way. So I console myself by reading about it here. The positive post are usually heartening. The negative posts are quite often hilarious.

Links on secession in general, and American secession in particular:
Old Media Articles on the Convention:
The word most used here is "unlikely". You would think that someone owned stock in it.

Videos from the Convention:

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Unfortunately, my few experiences with the LOS folks confirm some of the impressions expressed here. And, while there were quite a few groups attending, the were some significant absences, such as Hawaii. Still, don't lose heart. If the local secession movement doesn't suit you, then secede from it! Roll your own!

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2007-10-07

Government funny money...IN SPAAAACE!


From the BBC News website:
New currency for space travellers

Scientists have come up with a new currency designed to be used by inter-planetary travellers.

It is called the Quasi Universal Intergalactic Denomination, or Quid.

It is designed to withstand the stresses of space travel and has no sharp edges or chemicals that could hurt space tourists.

It was designed for the foreign exchange company Travelex by scientists from the National Space Centre and the University of Leicester.

"None of the existing payment systems we use on earth - like cash, credit or debit cards - could be used in space," said Professor George Fraser from the University of Leicester.

"Anything with sharp edges, like coins, would be a risk to astronauts while the chips and magnetic strips used in our cards on Earth would be damaged beyond repair by cosmic radiation," he added.

Using any sort of technology that involved sending and receiving information from Earth would also be impractical because of the distances involved.

Quids are made of the polymer best-known for its use in non-stick pans.

The Quid "coins" have moulded edges so that they will not damage anything if they accidentally float free in zero gravity.

National Space Centre scientists predict that regular trips into space will be commonplace in the next five years and that tourist facilities on the Moon are a distinct possibility by 2050.

Professor Fraser told BBC News: "With an inflatable space hotel, from Bigelow Aerospace, under development in the US, and Virgin Galactic developing SpaceShipTwo, there will be better access to space than there has been.

"In the fullness of time we will have to adopt a universal currency if we are going to carry out serious commerce in space. It's an interesting initiative."

Travelex said: "It's only a matter of time before people will be walking up to our shops and asking for Quids for their two weeks in a space hotel."

It is currently quoting the currency at £6.25 to the Quid.

Why is the currency quoted at 6.25 pounds to the Quid? What is it backed by? I suspect that the only reason the British government says its worth that much is because...well, the British government says its worth that much. People complain about the "militarization of space", and that is something to resist, but even worse would be the fiatization of any potential extraterrestial economy.

In space, no can hear your wealth being destroyed by inflation.

Any "space money" should be private, competing, backed by reliable commodities, and have some sort of corny prefix like "astro-" or "hyper-".

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2007-10-05

Holy Music: The KLF


In my own personal universe, before there was The Illuminatus Trilogy, there was the KLF. Later on, in high school, I would buy the Book of the Subgenius while on a trip with my parents because the hotel room we were staying in had no television, and I would laugh and laugh as my mind was blown (the book swallowed, too.) Later on, in college, I would meet a friendly one-legged hippie (all hail Don Coyote) who would turn me on to the goddess Eris and what I should do with her once I found her. But for a young child, during one of those rare windows of time when my mom would allow television into her house, I watched MTV and saw the video for "3 AM Eternal". I saw the production, I saw the strange minatures, and saw what looked some sort of church service, some religious service I wanted to be part of. I heard music that electrified me. I heard music that spoke to my soul.
The KLF, forever known as the Justified Ancients of Mumu, the Timelords, and other names (they have so many) is one of the most influential bands of the 20th century that not nearly enough people know about. Read the texts, then revel in the music.


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